Trinity

Batter my heart, three-person’d God ; for you
As yet but knock ; breathe, shine, and seek to mend ;
That I may rise, and stand, o’erthrow me, and bend
Your force, to break, blow, burn, and make me new.
I, like an usurp’d town, to another due,
Labour to admit you, but O, to no end.
Reason, your viceroy in [...]

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John Cleese Has Seen Better Days

This was my website o’ the day:  http://tbshumorstudy.com/main.html
I highly encourage utilization of the “Funny Movie Maker” tool as well as the “Wallpaper Generator,” if you’re like me and the only means you have of making your drab, claustrophobic, office existence bearable is by creating a desktop that looks like something Napoleon Dynamite vomited after eating [...]

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Chicken Philosophy

Lordy, it’s been a busy week.  I’m finally all moved into my new townhouse.  It’s pretty swank.  I like it a whole lot.  I said that I like it; I’m not in like with it…
In other news, my father was recently laid off after 26 years with his company (which shall remain nameless…BASTARDS).  Just for [...]

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Eraserhead

Took one of those “personality tests” tonight, a device into which I normally don’t place a lot of stock, but…  Well, read for yourself:

messy, tough, disorganized, fearless, not rule-conscious, likes the unknown, rarely worries, rash, attracted to the counter culture, rarely irritated, positive, resilient, abstract, not a perfectionist, risk taker, strange, weird, self-reliant, leisurely, anti-authority, [...]

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Muppets

Today, one of my field reps e-mailed me to ask me…(wait for it)…what my e-mail address is.  In my mind, that rep looks like this*:

Or possibly this:

But, more likely, like this:

*having never met most of my field reps, I get to spend endless hours imagining what muppets they look like

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Hey! Pepto-Bismol!

One of the few things that you look forward to when you’re at work for twelve hours straight is going into the office kitchen area and rooting around for leftovers from lunch.  Okay, maybe that’s just me.  Don’t judge me!
Anyway, I waddled into the kitchen tonight and there on one of the counters was a [...]

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