E-Mail Hell

Since one of my favorite pastimes is gently (okay, maybe viciously at times) mocking the people I work with and transcribing some of their better moments, I present you with this head-pounding-against-the-wall chain of e-mails (with all random spacing, spelling and punctuation left intact):

Katharine-

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-Sev

Sev-

Sorry, nothing came through…

-Katharine

Katharine-

His information cannot be retrieved?

-Sev

Sev-

I’m sorry, I meant that your prior e-mail was blank — there was nothing in the body. What do you need?

-Katharine

Katharine-

I apologies for the misunderstanding. We need a copy of Mr.Smith’s elections, when he elected benefits; and / or a screen print of when (lots of blank spaces here that Blogger won’t let me format) Mr. Smith benefits.

-Sev