I guess 64% ain’t too shabby.

Your Score: The Beer Geek

64% …So you think you know it all?

A highly-evolved drinking machine always running quests to quench your palette, you are The Beer Geek!

You love beer, all kinds of beer. You may not know the intricacies of how beer is made nor its history but you’re trying. You’re always up for trying a new brew, but you definitely have your favorites. You probably frequent a local brewpub or perhaps you’re trying to find one. Keep on growing and keep on drinking!

I do love beer. Not in a frat boy Miller Lite way and not in a giggly “Can I have an Ace Pear?” kind of way, either. I love a good, room-temperature Boddington’s and a slightly cool Elissa IPA. I love an ice-cold glass of Tecate with a lime and a Blue Moon with a juicy orange. I love spending an afternoon at St. Arnold’s with a plate of cheese and crackers and a rotating array of freshly-brewed deliciousness. And, surprisingly, I’m able to maintain my figure and not devolve into that chick with a beer belly. I attribute that — at least partially — to that fact that I’m a total lightweight and despite how much I may love my glass or mug or bottle of beer, I’m probably only going to be able to have just that one. Any more than that and Richard’s pouring me back into the car, incredibly annoyed at me and trying to ignore my high-pitched peals of laughter and/or pleas for drunken car sex.

Beer: turning uppity nerds into giggly slags. What can’t it do?