I’ve noticed a recent rise in web traffic from people doing Google searches and ending up here. Mostly, the Google searches are for the lyrics to “Golden State” by John Doe. I appear to be the only person on earth who’s actually sat down and transcribed those lyrics on the internet. WTF? You can find out the actual location of Atlantis or the answer to “what is the meaning of life?” (42), but apparently lyrics to popular songs are in short supply these days.
Anyway, I noticed this morning that I had a truly unique visitor to the blog last night around 3am. This person (from Germany, no less) had Googled “dirndl fuck.” Imagine their disappointment when they landed here…
Sorry, my German friend. I hope that subsequent Google searches led you to that elusive goal.



I hope you’re happy. I have to go look up what a dirndl is now…
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