Mad Google Skills

In an ongoing meme, I present the latest Google search terms that have led cyber-wanderers to this page.

The Questions

• how much is the david yurman employee discount?
• how to vomit discreetly on a plane?
• trashy maternity shirts?
• pepto bismol okay when pregnant?
• free silicone boobs?

 The Superlatives

• very very very very sexy boobs
• FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

The Castigations

• quit staring at these boobs!
• im a dumbass american
• i hate everything
• lazy drunk

The Disquieting

• Mottainai Grandma is coming
• how to slaughter a lamb
• insane asylum address, Odessa, TX
• local trannies

The Confusing

• mermice
• scooter muppets
• spoon badger
• heavy eyeliner bleach mirror chair
• boobs & BBQ
• boobs & pine

The Awesome

• mad ninja skills
• i had a nightmare that i was a blonde
• pig farms for sale in Portugal

The Ubiquitous and Omnipresent

• dirndl fuck

This search term shows up at least twice a day in the Search Results page of my little behind-the-scenes meta widgets.  It would appear that the poor person from Germany is still out there, night after night, religiously Googling “dirndl fuck” in the hopes that one of these days, his searching will lead him to an entire website devoted to girls in dirndls doing possibly illegal things with beer steins.  There’s obviously a small yet devoted following for someone willing to undertake this task.  Will it be you?