In Other News: Bears Shit In Woods

And today’s winner in the Most Obvious Yet Unnecessary Front Page Headline category is…

The Houston Chronicle!  Who else?

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Never ones to shy away from the hard-hitting stories, the folks at the Chronicle have helpfully armed their readers with the heretofore unknown knowledge that TRAFFIC IS REALLY HEAVY DURING RUSH HOUR.

In tomorrow’s edition:  POPE PROVEN TO BE CATHOLIC

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Published:
12.10.07 / 5pm
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