Paging Dr. Evil

Perhaps only in my line of business would you hear the following phrase in a meeting:

“I can’t say that we’re 100% firm without lasers.  With lasers, yes.”

It’s all about the lasers, folks.

Speaking of odd phrases in meetings, never again do I want to hear a 5o-something man in a nice suit who’s presenting on an important topic to say, “My bad.”  Never.  Again.  Doesn’t exactly inspire confidence among the masses.  Also?  If your name isn’t Cher Horowitz, you pretty much have no excuse to ever, ever use that phrase unless employed as an ironic device.  Which I’m pretty sure it wasn’t.

*sigh*  Lazy, teenage jargon is taking over the English language more and more every day.


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