OMGWTFBBQ!

I caught myself saying the following heavily acronym-laden phrase today in a meeting, with a completely straight face:
“Do you have an ETA on the BAA for the SE LLC EAP yet? Because we need that ASAP.”
And then silently hated myself for the next hour of the meeting.

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Hebrewland

At my company, we’re spread across not only many different floors of a building, but across many different cities and countires.  Often, the people you communicate with the most are in a completely different country than you.  For that reason, we employ none other than MSN Messenger (a.k.a. IM) to do the bulk of our [...]

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Ausgezeichnet

So, I’m making my morning journey upwards in the elevator today.  It’s refreshingly nippy outside and our offices have been decorated for Christmas, so I’m in a bit of a holiday mood.  Since I’m the only one on the elevator, and I bore easily, I start singing to myself:
Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa [...]

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Rishteebiskits – Updated!

It’s a slow day around the fort, so I’m just going to post two videos that crack me up every time I see them.  Enjoy.
Charlie and Dennis’ Day Man 

Dip It In’t Cup 

Updated because…how could I forget this one?  I love you, Steve Coogan.  Even if you did supposedly lure [...]

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Learn Some Bloody Spanish!

As I’ve probably mentioned before, the company for which I work is foreign-owned. Although the North American headquarters are here in Houston, it’s difficult to walk down any of the hallways and overhear a conversation that’s actually taking place in English. This doesn’t bother me — far from it, actually — I’m well-accustomed to a [...]

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