I get all kinds of weird Google searches leading to this blog every day. From the oddly omnipresent “dirndl fuck” to the mundane “lyrics to chelsea hotel number two,” I’ve seen a lot of search terms and I’ve imagined a lot of disappointed people when they reach a blog that has nothing at all to [...]
Archive for the ‘soccer’ Category
Stalking Much?
Posted in soccer, web trinkets, what?, tagged Daniel Agger, Google, search engines, stalkers, weirdness on December 5, 2007 | 4 Comments »
If You Lie Down With Dogs…
Posted in UK, humor, soccer, tagged football, Harry Enfield, Liverpool, Merseyside, Peter Crouch, scousers, soccer on November 20, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
…you wake up with dirty, thieving scousers.
Fifth Liverpool player is burgled
Dirk Kuyt has become the fifth Liverpool footballer to be burgled in less than 18 months.
The 27-year-old striker’s luxury home in Woolton was targeted on Thursday while he was away on international duty with home country Holland.
Merseyside Police confirmed they were investigating a burglary [...]
As If I Needed Another Reason To Love DeRo
Posted in Dynamo, Houston, Houston Dynamo, current events, soccer, tagged Dwayne De Rosario, football, futbol, Houston Dynamo, Pat Onstad, soccer, Stuart Holden on November 19, 2007 | 2 Comments »
…or Pat Onstad, for that matter.
Yesterday’s game was everything a Dynamo fan could have hoped for. It was what the game is all about: hair-pulling despair and nail-biting nervousness in the first half, rewarded with an explosive, manic jubilance in the second. Any game that can give me goosebumps for almost two straight hours is a [...]
Yo si le voy, le voy al naranja!
Posted in Dynamo, Houston, Houston Dynamo, current events, quotable quotes, soccer on November 11, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Richard and I were at the game last night, predictably, and it was far and away the best game that I’ve personally attended. Words fail me in describing the electricity of the atmosphere, the fervor of the fans, the heart that our boys displayed out there on the pitch: it was all just amazing. It [...]
Hubris
Posted in Houston, Houston Dynamo, photography, soccer on October 7, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Oh, how I regret my recent hubris…
You would think that by now I’d learn that every time I make some boastful prediction about a thing that particular thing goes terribly awry. Today’s game was no exception. At 1:00, Richard and I settled into our bleacher seats, grinning with that cocky assurance one has when they feel [...]
Ayyyyyyyyyy PUTO!!!
Posted in Houston, Houston Dynamo, soccer on October 5, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
Richard managed to swing us some tickets for the well sold out Dynamo-Galaxy match this Sunday. It should be a hellcat of a game, by which I mean that we’re going to rip Galaxy to shreds. And, even better, our tickets are right next to the Texian Army which is, by far, the best supporters club in [...]


