What’s in a name? A question I fear was not posed by parents of years past while pondering the breadth and variety of available names for the people below* who were once tiny, nameless babies. If, after much deliberation, the parent found that a name to suit their child was simply nonexistent, their “creativity” sprung forward, ready to fill the void. And thus, out of a vacuum, the following names were born:
La (just…La…nothing else)
Although this stunning array of names has been shared with a few of you already, I felt it only appropriate that they be enshrined here for posterity. Enjoy!
*All of these names are those of past and present employees at my company. Don’t spread them around or I’ll hunt you down in the night like a badger hunting a garden snake.
UPDATE: I don’t work at that company anymore, thank God. But, still — you might wanna keep those names mostly to yourself or risk a seriously ghetto ass-beating. Weaves will be pulled out, fake nails will be broken off in your eye socket and you will probably get a Payless stiletto to the temple.