This is a great website, but…man:
…and I thought I was an asshole. Can you imagine receiving this from someone on the street? Or, more likely, from somebody in an Urban Outfitters who’s trying way too hard to fit into the whole emo scene but in whom you can still see the glimmers of an angry, disenfranchised nerd?
Seriously? I want these for Christmas / my birthday / a wedding gift / Arbor Day. I would hand these out like candy.