I get all kinds of weird Google searches leading to this blog every day. From the oddly omnipresent “dirndl fuck” to the mundane “lyrics to chelsea hotel number two,” I’ve seen a lot of search terms and I’ve imagined a lot of disappointed people when they reach a blog that has nothing at all to do with their inquiry (“how to vomit discreetly on a plane,” for example). But one of today’s search terms absolutely cracked me up with its blatant stalker-ness:
“what kind of car does daniel agger drive”
I don’t know who Daniel Agger is, but if I were him I’d start sleeping with one eye open.
Note: Okay, so apparently Daniel Agger is a fairly well-known Danish footballer who plays for Liverpool and I’m quite out of the loop. Still, it’s a little weird that someone is that interested in what he drives.