Me: Hey, Betty Sue, do you happen to know where Johnny is? I just went by his office to drop something off, but his nameplate is gone and the office is cleaned out. Did I miss something?
Betty Sue (with shifty eyes): He was…relocated. To Arizona.
Me: I’m sorry?
Betty Sue (still with shifty eyes): He’s no longer working in this division.
Me: ….okay. Who should I…
Betty Sue: Are we done here?
Me: I guess so.
I’m anticipating that one of these days, the floor will open up and expose the inner workings of the MIB. You’ll probably never hear from me again, but it won’t matter. I’ll have a laser gun and some kicky, new alien pals and I’ll have forgotten all about you.