Are you stoked — like TOTALLY stoked — about the awesome new Aliens vs. Predator movie that’s coming out? Like, oh my freaking God, man, it’s gonna be so freaking awesomely cool, like, I can’t wait to go see it and then, like, go watch WWE Smackdown at Phil’s house afterwards and drink some MGDs and have, like, a totally badass guy’s night, you know what I mean, man? I’M SO EFFING STOKED.*
Anyway, if you’re TOTALLY FREAKING STOKED to go and see AVPR, then you’re gonna love this:
Badass, isn’t it?
*In case I didn’t make myself abudantly clear, that was sarcasm.